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There are 3 kinds of mathematicians
Those who can count and those who can't.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
3 out of 4 people...
Make up 75% of the population.
If there are ten cats on a wall and one jumps off, how many are left ?
None, they were all copycats !
How many seconds are there in a year?
12 - January second, February second
Why didn't the clock work?
It needed a hand.
What snake does your maths teacher like?
An adder!
What did the maths text book say to the unhappy music book?
Sorry but I've got too many problems of my own!
What comes after 1?
Another one!
If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands!
Where does a maths teacher eat lunch?
At a multiplication table!
Teacher: Ben, if you had £6 in one trouser pocket and £4 in the other - what would you have?
Ben: Someone else's trousers!
Teacher: Are you good at maths ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at maths !